First of all Happy New Year to all the readers !!! (However small that number is..lol)
Mumbai as they call it, is a city of dreams… and one of the most significant part of fulfilling these dreams is played by the Local Trains which carries lakhs of people everyday (considering the crowd in the trains sometimes I feel all these lakh people are trying to come in the same train..). Anyhow, the ride in the train can be very tiring and uncomfy for the obvious known reasons…. But it can be fun also if u wana look at it …here is how I sometimes look at it and people..
They say people match their watches looking at the same guy at the same place every single day to catch the local train. That is how mechanical (or punctual if u want to sound positive.. haha) the local trains make you. Here I am trying to paint a day of work in which I spend 38% of my time travelling in train…lol...
For me the day starts normally,as I try my best (actually very best) to open my eyes at 7 AM (ya that’s early for me ok..) so depending on the time I have, I rush with my morning chores to be out of home around 7:50 AM. A Bus ride to the local train station is made refreshing by the lovely faces going to Sophia College. But the sad part is that its just the next stop to where I get in soo the time is too less for even a eye contact ..lol.. nonetheless I am more focused on thinking of my TO-DO list of the day. I somehow manage to catch the 8:13 local from Grant Road.( you must be already thinking of me as the Ram Bajaj in Andaaz Apna Apna… Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye..lol.. remember Robert asking him..Sir!!! chai main shakkar dalne ka time ho gaya?..lol)
Train is full of special characters;
1. ‘Mr. Hari (Hurry)’ will try to rush in to running train before stopping even if the train is empty (he is so used to getting in to those crowded trains that he can’t get out of that habit….lol
2. ‘Mr. I-Don’t-Care-About-Others’ will try n take up as much space as he can with this thunder thighs and heavy bag kept on the seat itself. But this man turns in to ‘Mr.Oh-Please-Come-Sit’ when the crowed enters in a hurdle at Dadar
3. ‘Mr.Wana-Be-Neat” would adjust his shirt every 5 mins and his hair style every 1min (Please note that the intervals might change depending on if any girl is standing nearby). Also It could include “Mr.I-am-Scared-of-my Wife” fearing of having to wash the cloths if there is stain on it.
4. ‘Mr.Sleeping-giant” wouldn’t care if someone even sat on their lap or ran away with their stuff. I might fall in this category at times. Infact you won’t believe, once I was travelling on a train to Churchgate (down south) in the evening after office and woke up on the train going opposite towards Borivali (going north)…lol. For a moment I was scared.. I had travelled all the way to south and come back 1 hour away from my station.. it was not funny at all.. took me 10 mins to come to senses and understand what had happened..
If you are wondering why there are all Mr and no Miss in the list, its because there are hardly any Miss in the male compartments. There are so many stories related to Mumbai Local trains that it would be never ending. But these are some funny things.
Looking forward to hear your funny experience in Mumbai Trains or any local transport trains….
Keep Smiling :)
